- Bugs Bunny: Gee, I uh, really don't think I'm your type, Doc.
- Elmer Fudd: Don't play games with me, Wabbit! You're under awwest!
- [handcuffs Bugs]
- Bugs Bunny: [munches on his carrot] A simple case of mistaken indemnity.
- Elmer Fudd: It's the end of the wine, Tall Dark Stwanger. I have a warrant for your awwest!
- [shows Bugs a card saying "I.O.U.", but he soon turns it over and is surprised]
- Elmer Fudd: I.O.U.?
- Bugs Bunny: And *I* *love* *you*!
- [smooches Elmer, then escapes by leaping out the train window onto a mail hook]
- Wile E. Coyote: [romances the time bomb decoy that Bugs Bunny sent] Ah, my darling, how beautiful you are. How devastating! How lucky! Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.
- Yosemite Sam: I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing uniform!
- Yosemite Sam: Oh, I wouldn't, huh?
- Taxi Radio Announcer: Calling Agent Fudd, calling Agent Fudd: the Tall Dark Stranger is about to leave the City Bank.
- Elmer Fudd: At wast! I've got you this time, Tall Dark Stranger! Step on it! Bye-bye!
- Bugs Bunny: [singing] Oh give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in. Let me run through the wide, open country that I love, oh don't fence me in.
- Wile E. Coyote: You are a rabbit, and I'm going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
- Wile E. Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud!
- [faints]
- Bugs Bunny: And remember: mud spelled backwards is 'dum'!
- Bugs Bunny: [after Yosemite Sam locks him in the jail cell] Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?
- Yosemite Sam: Outside? Why, you're *inside!*
- Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.
- Yosemite Sam: [glancing puzzledly around the cell] I am?
- [opens the cell door]
- Yosemite Sam: Well then, get in here!
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs shrugs, walks out, locks Sam in the cell, then takes the keys out and walks away] Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kids again. Boo-hoo-hoo.
- Elmer Fudd: Aha! I've got you now! You tall, dark stwanger!
- [Bugs tacitly tells Elmer that the tall dark stranger wasn't him, he motions Elmer to look at the actual tall dark stranger, looming before them]
- Bugs Bunny: All right now, this has gone far enough. Let's have a look at ya.
- [the stranger unmasks himself, which turns out to be Porky]
- Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny: You!
- Porky Pig: [stammers] Well, I had to get this story...
- [stammers]
- Porky Pig: moving somehow.
- Bugs Bunny: I could've sworn the butler did it.
- Elmer Fudd: [seeing the empty ceiling hook on the train] Gwacious! The tall dark stwanger has stwuck again!
- [last lines]
- Porky Pig: Well, as - as you can see, everything came out fine in the end. Everyone got what they-they-they deserved.
- [chuckles]
- Porky Pig: Even me.
- Bugs Bunny: [closing Porky's cell door] Yep. Even you.
- Porky Pig: [stammers] Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
- Elmer Fudd: I want *you* to go after that *wabbit*. You're sneaky, woithless, wotten, and mean.
- Yosemite Sam: Robbery'll get you nowhere!
- Elmer Fudd: [handing Sam a sack of money] Aw, pwetty pwease?
- Bugs Bunny: [voiceover] Extra, read all about it: Tweety Boid missing! Boid gets the boi-d! Read all about it: million dollar boid gone!
- Bugs Bunny: [singing as he flies the plane] You're off for the big show tonight, so fly from wing to wing...
- Yosemite Sam: [rushing into the cockpit] I'm a-takin' over this flyin' machine! Gimme that wheel!
- Bugs Bunny: [shrugs] Well, if you insist.
- [he yanks the steering wheel out and throws it out the window]
- Mayor: We are gathered here today to pay homage to this magnificent cat... who fought his natural instincts to save this little bird. Yes; and now, gentlemen, you may take your pictures of the cat kissing the little bird.
- [extends Tweety to Sylvester]
- Mayor: Come on, cat, kiss the little birdie.
- Tweety Bird: Come on, puddy tat, kiss the wittle birdie!