The Bugs Bunny Mystery Special (1980 TV Movie)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Wile E. Coyote, Sylvester, Tweety, Rocky, Mugsy

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : Gee, I uh, really don't think I'm your type, Doc.

  Elmer Fudd : Don't play games with me, Wabbit! You're under awwest!

  [handcuffs Bugs] 

  Bugs Bunny : [munches on his carrot]  A simple case of mistaken indemnity.

• Elmer Fudd : It's the end of the wine, Tall Dark Stwanger. I have a warrant for your awwest!

  [shows Bugs a card saying "I.O.U.", but he soon turns it over and is surprised] 

  Elmer Fudd : I.O.U.?

  Bugs Bunny : And *I* *love* *you*!

  [smooches Elmer, then escapes by leaping out the train window onto a mail hook] 

• Wile E. Coyote : [romances the time bomb decoy that Bugs Bunny sent]  Ah, my darling, how beautiful you are. How devastating! How lucky! Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.

• Bugs Bunny : Fight fire with fire, I always say.

• Yosemite Sam : I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing uniform!

  Yosemite Sam : Oh, I wouldn't, huh?

• Taxi Radio Announcer : Calling Agent Fudd, calling Agent Fudd: the Tall Dark Stranger is about to leave the City Bank.

  Elmer Fudd : At wast! I've got you this time, Tall Dark Stranger! Step on it! Bye-bye!

• Bugs Bunny : [singing]  Oh give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above. Don't fence me in. Let me run through the wide, open country that I love, oh don't fence me in.

• Wile E. Coyote : Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!

• Wile E. Coyote : You are a rabbit, and I'm going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

• Wile E. Coyote : Why do they always want to do it the hard way?

• Wile E. Coyote : Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud!

  [faints] 

  Bugs Bunny : And remember: mud spelled backwards is 'dum'!

• Bugs Bunny : [after Yosemite Sam locks him in the jail cell]  Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?

  Yosemite Sam : Outside? Why, you're *inside!*

  Bugs Bunny : [chuckles]  Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.

  Yosemite Sam : [glancing puzzledly around the cell]  I am?

  [opens the cell door] 

  Yosemite Sam : Well then, get in here!

  Bugs Bunny : [Bugs shrugs, walks out, locks Sam in the cell, then takes the keys out and walks away]  Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kids again. Boo-hoo-hoo.

• Elmer Fudd : Aha! I've got you now! You tall, dark stwanger!

  [Bugs tacitly tells Elmer that the tall dark stranger wasn't him, he motions Elmer to look at the actual tall dark stranger, looming before them] 

  Bugs Bunny : All right now, this has gone far enough. Let's have a look at ya.

  [the stranger unmasks himself, which turns out to be Porky] 

  Elmer Fudd , Bugs Bunny : You!

  Porky Pig : [stammers]  Well, I had to get this story...

  [stammers] 

  Porky Pig : moving somehow.

  Bugs Bunny : I could've sworn the butler did it.

• Elmer Fudd : [seeing the empty ceiling hook on the train]  Gwacious! The tall dark stwanger has stwuck again!

• [last lines] 

  Porky Pig : Well, as - as you can see, everything came out fine in the end. Everyone got what they-they-they deserved.

  [chuckles] 

  Porky Pig : Even me.

  Bugs Bunny : [closing Porky's cell door]  Yep. Even you.

  Porky Pig : [stammers]  Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!

• Elmer Fudd : I want *you* to go after that *wabbit*. You're sneaky, woithless, wotten, and mean.

  Yosemite Sam : Robbery'll get you nowhere!

  Elmer Fudd : [handing Sam a sack of money]  Aw, pwetty pwease?

• Bugs Bunny : [voiceover]  Extra, read all about it: Tweety Boid missing! Boid gets the boi-d! Read all about it: million dollar boid gone!

• Bugs Bunny : [singing as he flies the plane]  You're off for the big show tonight, so fly from wing to wing...

  Yosemite Sam : [rushing into the cockpit]  I'm a-takin' over this flyin' machine! Gimme that wheel!

  Bugs Bunny : [shrugs]  Well, if you insist.

  [he yanks the steering wheel out and throws it out the window] 

• Mayor : We are gathered here today to pay homage to this magnificent cat... who fought his natural instincts to save this little bird. Yes; and now, gentlemen, you may take your pictures of the cat kissing the little bird.

  [extends Tweety to Sylvester] 

  Mayor : Come on, cat, kiss the little birdie.

  Tweety Bird : Come on, puddy tat, kiss the wittle birdie!