- [Ronn and Scorch are sitting at the bar, with a paper bag next to them]
- Ronn: [Looking in the bag] You know, I've got some really nice cakes, here. All we need is something to wash them down with.
- [the lights dim, and a strange laugh can be heard]
- Scorch: [Looking around] Er, Ronn, you forgot to put 10p in the meter!
- [Dracula has just been lowered from the ceiling]
- 'Dracula': I hate to say this...
- Scorch: But you're going to say it anyway!
- 'Dracula': But I just, *dropped* in!
- Scorch: [indicating the bag] What I think you should do, is give him one of these special, pieces of bun, here. You see what I'm looking at?
- Ronn: O, yes. Hey, Count, how would you like something to eat, like a *hot* cross bun!
- [Ronn pulls a hot cross bun from the bag and holds it towards the 'Count', who recoils in fear]
- 'Dracula': Argh! The old hot on the cross bun trick!
- Ronn: Shall I give it to him? Shall I give it to him?
- Scorch: Give it to him!
- Ronn: Here, Count!
- [Ronn throws the hot cross bun at the Count, who vanishes in a cloud of smoke, leaving a pile of dust on the bar]
- Scorch: [Looking around] Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
- Ronn: I don't know. There's nothing but a little pile of dust here.
- [Ronn blows at the dust]
- 'Dracula': [Distant] Ow!
- Scorch: Peter? I'm sorry!
- 'Dracula': [Distant] It's alright, I'll get myself together later!