- Brandon Dicamillo: [at the drive thru at McDonald's] Yeah, could I get a tenderloin, and could I get some mashed potatoes with that?
- Guy at Drive Thru: Uh no, we don't have tenderloin.
- Brandon Dicamillo: Excuse me?
- Guy at Drive Thru: We don't have tenderloin.
- Brandon Dicamillo: I... what?
- Guy at Drive Thru: [raises his voice] We don't have tenderloin!
- Brandon Dicamillo: Well, what the fuck do you have? I thought this was Steak... Steak King.
- Guy at Drive Thru: No, this is McDonald's.
- Brandon Dicamillo: Oh, shi- Mickey D's.
- Guy at Drive Thru: [after ordering food at McDonald's] That'll be $4.96, please pull up.
- Brandon Dicamillo: What?
- Guy at Drive Thru: That'll be $4.96, please pull up.
- Brandon Dicamillo: What the fuck did you say?
- Guy at Drive Thru: [annoyed] THAT'LL BE $4.96...
- Brandon Dicamillo: Oh sorry, I was talking to the AM radio.