The Elf and the Magic Key (1993 TV Movie)

Jo Anne Worley: Mrs. Buzzard

Quotes 

• Mrs. Buzzard : Aha, smelt the oatmeal, didn't you?

  Toby : We need your help, Santa's been kidnapped.

  Mrs. Buzzard : Ha! Don't put me on, you know I can check on things like that.

  Toby : We even got a ransom call.

  Mrs. Buzzard : Well, we better look into this.

• Mrs. Buzzard : [to her crystal ball]  Bluebeard, Merlin, Hook and Smee, Santa's face, we want to see.

• Toby : [sees Santa tied up in Mrs. Buzzard's crystal ball]  Oh no, where is he?

  Mrs. Buzzard : 4 degrees south and 3 degrees west. I used to live near there, the boys would play in the woods, I'd make them oatmeal in the morning. 4 degrees south, 3 degrees west, hm.

  Toby : We've got to get Santa back.

  Mrs. Buzzard : We? We? I can't do anything, I can't get out of here.

  Toby : Why not?

  Mrs. Buzzard : The Wizard of Xander and I had a little, tiff some years ago and he shut me up in here, with this perfectly useless key, supposed to be magic. It never did a thing for me but you might as well take it. Now, if you figure out how it works, you have to promise to get me out of this dump.

• Toby : [reads the note on the magic key]  This magic key fits a magic door, one can't do it, you must have more. What does that mean?

  Mrs. Buzzard : Ha!

  Toby : And how am I going to find 4 degrees south and 3 degrees west?

  Mrs. Buzzard : Oh any old compass will do that. Now go on, get out of here, my oatmeal's getting cold!