Shrek 2 (2004)

Guillaume Aretos: Receptionist

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• Receptionist : Look, she's not seeing any clients today. Okay?

  Shrek : That's okay, buddy. We're from the union.

  Receptionist : The union?

  Shrek : We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign.

  Receptionist : Oh, of course.

  Shrek : Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

  Receptionist : A little. We don't even have dental.

  Shrek : They don't even have dental. Okay, we're gonna have a look around. And buddy, it would be better if the Fairy Godmother doesn't know about this. Know what I mean? Hmm?

  Donkey : Hmm?

  Shrek : Hmm?

  Donkey : Huh? Huh? Huh?

  Shrek : Stop it.

• Shrek : Hi. I'm here to see...

  Receptionist : The Fairy Godmother? I'm sorry, she's not here right now.

  Fairy Godmother : [on intercom]  Jerome! Coffee and a Monte Cristo! Now!