I Spy (2002)
Eddie Murphy: Kelly
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Quotes
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Rachel : I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson : Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
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Kelly Robinson : Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.
Alexander Scott : It's a secret spy mask, put it on.
Kelly Robinson : [Kelly puts it on]
Kelly Robinson : Hey man, this is a sock!
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Kelly Robinson : Kelly Robinson.
Alexander Scott : Are you going to be referring to yourself in the third person, the whole time? Because that can get a little irritating.
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Kelly Robinson : [they're running away after a mission gone wrong because of Kelly] You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.
Alexander Scott : Then, why did you go into the room?
Kelly Robinson : I'm only semi-pyschic! I ain't Miss Cleo!
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Hungarian Cop : [in Hungurian] Hands up! What's going on here?
Alexander Scott : [in Hungurian about Kelly] The black guy! The black guy mugged me!
Hungarian Cop : [tells Kelly in Hungurian to put his hands up]
Kelly Robinson : I'd like to file a complaint! Wait!
[being put into handcuffs]
Kelly Robinson : Why am I being arrested? Why am I the only one getting arrested? This is bullshit! He kicked me, too! He kicked me in my nuts!
[being put into police van]
Kelly Robinson : Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! How come you just arresting the black man? My nuts was kicked!
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Kelly Robinson : Hey, what's in that bag.
Alexander Scott : Spy stuff.
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Kelly Robinson : I put this in my eye?
Alexander Scott : I got the camera in my eye.
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Alexander Scott : Did you see that? That was a big explosion.
Kelly Robinson : Damn!
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[after jumping from a building onto a catering tent to escape from bad guys]
Kelly Robinson : Hey! That wasn't so bad!
Alexander Scott : Yeah! Are your legs numb?
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Kelly Robinson : He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott : I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.
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Kelly : I'm 57 and 0 baby.
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Kelly Robinson : What you doing hanging from the ceiling like that? What you doing?
Alexander Scott : No, don't walk in here.
Kelly Robinson : Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that.
[walks into a infra red security system]
Kelly Robinson : Oh, shit.
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Kelly Robinson : [to Alex] Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods.
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Kelly Robinson : [to Alex] Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!
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[high on gas fumes in the sewers of Budapest]
Kelly Robinson : [tearing up, to Alex] We twins.
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Kelly Robinson : Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!
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Alexander Scott : Oh, my gosh.
Kelly Robinson : Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.