The Rules of Attraction (2002)

Jessica Biel: Lara

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• Lauren : Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...

  Lara : Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.

• Lara : You really think I'm skinny? Wait - anorexic skinny or bulimic skinny?

• Lara : It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill.

  Lauren : Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.

• Lara : How do I look?

  Lauren : You look kind of skinny, actually.

  Lara : Skinny, really? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?

  Lauren : What's the difference?

  Lara : Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...

  Lauren : So you look bulimic skinny.

• Sean Bateman : What's wrong? I told you I came.

  Lara : I was born in a Holiday Inn.

• Sean Bateman : [post-sex, to Lara, who is sobbing sadly]  What's wrong? I told you I came.

  Lara : [gloomily sniffling]  I was born in a Holiday Inn.

  Sean Bateman : [voice of the mind]  Better that it's not Lauren. Note to self: Never 'shroom again. It only gets you into trouble.