The Rules of Attraction (2002)

Swoosie Kurtz: Mrs. Jared

Quotes 

• Mrs. Mimi Jared : I leave you alone for five minutes, and you're drinking.

  Dick : Drunk. I'm drunk.

• Mrs. Mimi Jared : And what classes are you taking... Dick?

  Dick : Ummm, Gangbang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.

• [Mrs. Jared hands Mrs. Denton a proscription pill] 

  Mrs. Eve Denton : What are they?

  Mrs. Mimi Jared : Does it matter?

  Mrs. Eve Denton : No.

• Mrs. Mimi Jared : Well..."Dick"... how is school?

  Richard "Dick" Jared : Sucks cock-k-k...