The Rules of Attraction (2002)

Eric Stoltz: Mr. Lawson

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• Mr. Lance Lawson : Can I interest you in a turn-on?

  Lauren : Um... no thanks.

  Mr. Lance Lawson : Well... don't mind if I do.

  Lauren : Are-are we gonna do it on the couch or...

  Mr. Lance Lawson : Do what?

  Lauren : You know, "it"...

  Mr. Lance Lawson : What? Fuck...? Oh, are you mad? I'm a married man. And I would lose my tenure...

  Lauren : But... aren't you coming onto me?

  Mr. Lance Lawson : Well... for a hummer, sure... I'm quite aware of your abilities, Ms. Hyde. And it certainly couldn't hurt your GPA. So... Shall we?

• Mr. Lance Lawson : Ms. Lauren Hyde... why weren't you at my tutorial last saturday?