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9/10
Great movie--Title Sucks, Synopsis Sucks
heamovies1 February 2013
I would have given this a 10 out of 10, but I took off a point for the terrible title. The title is so bad, that I almost didn't watch it. I'd seen it coming up in my 'you might also like' list over and over, I'd even added it to my 'to watch' list, but just never could get around the boring title (which tells me NOTHING of what the movie is about), and the synopsis (on Amazon Instant Video), which says something about it being set in Beaumont, TX. (I have to say, this fact alone was the ONLY reason I ended up giving it a try--I'm from Texas).

This movie is about facing your fears head on and stepping off that precipice into the great unknown. In other words, taking that chance, that risk of failing, but doing the thing you fear to do anyway. This is Jude Farney's (played by Wendy English) story of how she came to do just that. ****The title should give us a hint that this is what the movie is about--or at least the synopsis for crissakes!!***** The film does not have any lagging bits (as so many low budget Indies do). Everything that happens on screen moves the plot forward, there are no filler scenes of people walking down the street for a full 5 minutes, or driving in their car for same, while some crappy indie song plays in the background. I will admit, there is a 20-30 second scene at the beginning with her walking down the road, but it ends quickly, and grounds you in the location (as it was meant to do), without becoming filler.

This is what indie story telling should be, but too often isn't. It has a beginning, a middle, and an end. And in this case, quite satisfying. Definitely worth a couple of hours of your time.

This movie is free to stream on Amazon for Prime Members, and, I think is also available on Netflix.

I highly recommend this movie.
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'Searching for Wooden Watermelons' anything but wooden
rpzowie10 June 2004
Searching for Wooden Watermelons, a 2003 independent film, will probably seem unremarkable to some viewers. It has no sex scenes. The profanity is minimal. There are no strikingly hilarious scenes. There are no action scenes, no scary or gory moments.

Don't let those things discourage you from watching it. SFWW is an excellent

character study that follows the discontentment of someone who, rebelling against their apparent destiny in life, decides they want more. From the appearance of an outsider, 25 year-old Jude Farnie seems to have a happy life. She was born and raised in Beaumont, Texas. She's finally about to graduate from college after transferring twice. She has a steady boyfriend who loves her and plans soon to propose to her. For all practical purposes, everything's falling into place for Jude to settle down as a wife and as a court reporter.

While watching this film, I got the strong impression that director Bryan

Goldsworthy and Wendy English (who stars as Jude and also wrote the screenplay and co-produced the film) both know how to make the most of this independent

film's limited budget. One of the first shots in the movie is of Jude walking down the road in her royal blue graduation cap and gown-an excellent way of drawing a

viewer's attention and a strong indication that something isn't right. The film gets directly to the point. As it turns out, Jude walking down the road in her graduation outfit serves a purpose: she left her graduation ceremony prematurely out of no desire to claim it since she doesn't want to work as a stenographer. And although she does love her boyfriend and her dysfunctional family, she wants something more out of life.

In my lifetime I've seen countless low-budget films, most of them horror and sci-fi films from the seventies and eighties. Of them are Tourist Trap and Exterminators of the Year 3000. What usually plagues these films, besides the laughable special effects, silly plotting and other low-grade production values, is the terrible acting. I was really surprised by the good acting in SFWW. As the opening credits rolled across the screen, I recognized no names-not even that of a yesteryear star looking for any type of role to either make a comeback or (more likely) pay some bills. Despite it, though, I found myself amazed that all of the principle characters did a fine acting job.

The good acting could be because this drama-comedy is also largely

autobiographical: English left Beaumont to follow after a dream of working in the entertainment industry. I think her own personal experiences help to make this film work. The characters come across as genuine and down-to-earth without any of the small town stereotypes that often come when even established actors play the parts without knowing the area.

As we watch the film, we see that Jude has been recording countless sitcoms on television since she got her first VCR nearly 20 years ago. Her apparent reason: to study comedy shows, see how they're written and develop the skills to become a successful TV writer. This is her dream, her calling in life. She and her best friend, Riley Jefferson (played by Chad Safar), have plans to become partners in comedy writing. Riley, though, faces a dilemma, follow his dreams and go with Jude out to California on little more than hope or stay in Texas and help his father try to keep the family's theater business going in the black?

Jude is a character many of us, particularly me, can identify with. What's better-to settle down into a comfortable life that you find yourself discontent with or take a chance and follow a dream? As Jude contemplates what to do, the film also focuses around her family and friends' reaction to what she wants to do. Jude also faces the task of dealing with a death in the family, a grandparent's declining health and her relationship with her child-like mother.

SFWW is primarily a drama with some comedy thrown in. Throughout the film,

there's narration thrown in (something I've always liked). At the end in the final narration, Jude speaks from the angle of looking back five years later. English tells you just enough to leave you hanging as to what ultimately happened to her

character, but just enough to let you know that her character has no regrets.

3 STARS (out of four)
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8/10
Deserves to Be Seen
bababear24 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I'll confess that I rented this because it was filmed in Beaumont, Texas, where Mrs. Bear and I met during college. My great uncle who I was named for lived there for many years in a house within a brisk walk of one of the film's locations, the Pig Stand restaurant (since closed) on Calder Avenue. Mrs. Bear and our cubs have eaten there many a time and it was a treat to see it on screen.

Writer/star Wendy English grew up in Beaumont and moved to Los Angeles to get into the film business, so this probably is autobiographical. It tells of a girl named Jude who lives with her mother and grandparents. Jude has attended college for a long time and has a collection of degrees: this is how she avoids actually getting on with the business of life.

As the story opens she's in her cap and gown, and swears that this is her last graduation. She's doing nothing with her life, though. She hangs out at a picturesque movie theater with her friend Riley, whose family has been in the theater business for generations. A new multiplex is about to open, which will spell doom for the Jefferson Theater (a grand old movie palace in downtown Beaumont that has been lovingly restored to its former glory).

Riley would like to go to California since he and Jude dream of being successful sitcom writers. But he is reluctant to leave because his father has worked to hard to keep the theater going.

The dominant theme here is change. Characters simultaneously desire and fear change, and that conflict is what fuels the story. Jude says, People truly petrified of change, they won't budge. Not until they become more afraid of things staying the same. And that's where I was." Change is a constant in life. People die, people move away, new people come into your lives, old businesses close, new business open.

In a pointless subplot that almost grinds the story to a plot, local citizens protest against the multiplex. And this is the one big flaw in English's screenplay. Beaumont is a city with a population over 100,000. The film takes place in modern times, but the town is presented as quaint and bucolic. It's as if Andy Griffith's Mayberry had somehow sprouted chemical plants and a university but kept it's population around 2000 people. This subplot fizzles away, and isn't missed.

The multiplex is a symbol of change. True and valid. But casting it as so dramatic a moral issue would have been valid had the film been set fifty years ago, but in modern times just seems peculiar. When a local preacher rails against the multiplex you can just give thanks that he has the decency to do so on the steps of the church rather than from the pulpit.

Jude's grandfather dies. This leaves the three women to sit and contemplate their lot in life while bickering with each other. Jude's mother fancies herself to be a fragile southern belle; in actuality, she's a hypochondriac whose main activity is going to doctors for imaginary ailments. As nothing physical is ever found, she declares that she suffers from mental illness and gets prescriptions for meds which she never takes, then complains that they don't work.

The family's financial situation is kind of shadowy. Nobody works. Jude goes to college year after year. The lights are on, there's gas in the car and they eat three square meals a day. The mother's recreation in life is going from doctor's office to pharmacy. But when the grandmother is in the hospital suffering with cancer, relatives suddenly appear and threaten to sell the house out from under the three women.

This ill conceived subplot is wisely left to die by the side of the road, and could have been eliminated easily. It has the effect of Lillian Hellman having rewritten one scene from a William Inge play and then moving on in search of fresh prey.

Jude's boyfriend gets a promotion at the chemical plant and proposes marriage. This presents the dilemma: marry him and stay in Beaumont like her cousin has and obsess with housekeeping and child rearing, or head out of town.

It's refreshing to see a film about working class people that doesn't present them as exotic creatures or morons. These characters are the kind of people Bruce Springsteen writes songs about.

And it's refreshing to see a zero budget movie that's not a variation on SAW or HOSTEL.

The actors are uniformly excellent. Their speech patterns, though, might strike people in New York or Los Angeles as strange. Ms. English cast local actors from Southeast Texas. If you're unfamiliar with this speech pattern they might sound flat and not sufficiently dramatic.

Sadly, the writer/lead actress and director haven't gotten second films. That's a pity. They deserve another shot at fame and fortune. Here's wishing them the very best, because they deserve it.
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Terriffic feel good film!!
cmon208 March 2003
This is a great film with a great message. Several interesting characters bring this story to life. Jude, a young girl from the small Texas town of Beaumonunt dreams of writing sitcoms, after three separate graduations, she yurns to spread her wings an discover her full potential. These dreams and hindered by her Psychosamatic mother and grandma. Along with her friends. After her her boyfriend proposes, she must decide where she belongs.
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9/10
The "Wooden Watermelon" Search... A UNIVERSAL Theme...
sherrypeel25 October 2003
I think it's pretty-safe-to-say that ALL of us have found ourselves in a search for our OWN "theme"... our OWN "tune"... our OWN "passion"...

SEARCHING FOR WOODEN WATERMELONS does an EXCELLENT job of putting the

"search" out there for us in VERY REAL (but simple) terms...with CHARACTERS all of us can identify with and relate to...

fyi - I just viewed this movie today at the DEEP ELLUM FILM FEST in Dallas, TX. I had the privilege to meet and chat with the writer, director, and some cast members. I was MOST impressed with how the "group" reflected the "theme" of the movie, and has broken through the "fear barrier" to pursue REAL passions and DREAMS!

As a result - it's EVIDENT that the "film" is a work of passion... a work of "heart"... (I feel these are CORE ingredients missing from some of the "commercial" flicks out there today...)

I would give this show "2 thumbs up"... WAY up!!! The writing, the characters, and the story-line touch your heart-and-soul...then urge you to forget "fear"... and trust your "heart"!!!

I FOR SURE "hope" this film will make it's way out there to a LARGER audience... This "art"... this "theme"... this "wooden watermelon" deserves to be SEEN!
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This movie is a wake up call to all of those folks...
movies22315 November 2003
This movie is a wake up call to all of those folks who are afraid to take a leap of faith. It's a sweet film that will surely open up your eyes, and make you realize that you have to take risks in life. The cinematography in this film is superb, and all the acting is superb. Definitely a well directed movie, and everyone should see this film!
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