Ted Bundy (2002)

Michael Reilly Burke: Ted Bundy

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• [first lines] 

  Ted Bundy : [standing in front of mirror]  Hi there. Hi there. My name's Ted. Nice to meet ya. Hi there. My name's Ted. Nice to meet ya.

• Ted Bundy : [talking on phone]  I don't wanna die, I'm not gonna lie to you. I admit that. And I'm not asking for clemency, I'm not asking for forgiveness. I'm not asking for sympathy. I know they're gonna kill me sooner or later... you don't need to worry about that, but... there's a lot of crimes I can solve, if the state can just see fit to let me live for two or three years longer, I mean... Look, I know I'm not like other people, I know I can't... feel sympathy for other people. But I'm still human.

  Ted Bundy : And then I cut her head off with a hack saw and I took it home with me.

  Ted Bundy : I mean there's so much more to me than this guy that goes around doin' those crazy things... So much more.

• Ted Bundy : [Reacting to the Vaseline and cotton balls being prepared]  What's that for?

  Florida Guard 'Joe' : That's to stuff your butt. So you don't mess yourself.

  Ted Bundy : What are you talking about?

  Florida Guard 'Joe' : Ain't nothing to be ashamed of. They all do it. You will, too. Now... drop them pants.

• Ted Bundy : Sex is only dirty when you do it right.

• Man at the Window : [after catching Ted masturbating to the young girl undressing herself]  Aw, hell! You again?

  [Ted ignores him and keeps finishing himself. The man at the window throws a cup of water on him; Ted runs to his car] 

  Ted Bundy : [Ted frustratingly pounds on his steering wheel as he drives away]  Fuck, fuck. FUCK!

• Lee : [Ted calls his girlfriend from a payphone; it rings and she is seen waking up answering her phone]  This better be good, Ted!

  Ted Bundy : [on the phone]  I just need to hear your voice...

  Lee : It's four in the morning...

  Ted Bundy : I know, Lee. I've hit the books so hard, I've lost track of time.

  Lee : I've haven't heard from you in nearly a week!

  Ted Bundy : I've been studying. I'm sorry...

  Lee : Yes, I know you've been studying!

  [pause] 

  Lee : I just hate the way you make me feel sometimes!

• Ted Bundy : Well, I guess we could start with the basic premise that whoever dies with the most toys wins.

• Ted Bundy : Well, I guess some people are just compelled to kill.

• Ted Bundy : Why do you want to believe me?

• Ted Bundy : Why do women wear makeup and use perfume?

  Guard : I don't know. Why, Ted?

  Ted Bundy : Because they're ugly and they stink.