Stuckey's Last Stand (1980)

Ray Anzalone: Russ Stuckey

Quotes 

• Pete : [explaining to his camp director why he can't take his campers hiking this year]  There's all that walkin' around. I got fallen arches. I got weak joints. I don't need a doctor, I need an architect. Can't somebody take my place?

  Russ Stuckey : Pete, it just isn't possible. We got a schedule to follow.

  Pete : What about my allergies?

  Russ Stuckey : [scoffing]  Allergies? To what?

  Pete : To anything green. I break out around Astro-Turf.