- [a variation of a joke in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
- G'Kar: Every spacefaring race has two things in common. First, they have a food identical to what humans call "Swedish meatballs."
- Sarah Cantrell: Today is a good day to die.
- David Martel: Oh with you every day is a good day to die!
- Tafeek: No, we don't have any first-class accomodations! However, we do have several very long hallways and some very nice closets!
- [on his non-Drazi name]
- Tirk: My mother created it for me. It means "Don't touch me, I'm not having another child with you, ever."
- David Martel: What did you tell them?
- Citizen G'Kar: Four true things.
- David Martel: That's all?
- Citizen G'Kar: Try to find one true thing in this economy.
- Dulann: Minbari ears are substantially more sensitive than human ears.
- David Martel: Well at least ours are bigger and better placed.
- Dulann: Size is not everything.
- David Martel: Yeah, I've heard that before.
- Dulann: So I am informed.
- Minister Kafta: I am sure there must be a planet with a breathable atmosphere somewhere in this sector. The captain could land, drop us off, and get help.
- G'Kar: Minister Kafta, this ship is being held together by little pieces of wire and good intentions. If we land in this condition, assuming we do not have an unpleasant encounter with the ground on the way down, I doubt very much they could take off again. They would be trapped with us, and the ship looking for them would find it, find them, find us, find you, a brilliant cascade of cause and effect. Isn't the universe an amazing place? I wouldn't live anywhere else.
- [last lines]
- G'Kar: [about to leave the Liandra for Babylon 5] It's quite a place. A place of good times and bad, of pain and growth, but in the end a place of great hope. - But if you ever do come aboard, remember one thing: No one there is exactly what he seems. But then, who is?
- Minister Kafta: I am sure there must be a planet with a breathable atmosphere somewhere in this sector. He
- [the captain]
- Minister Kafta: could land, drop us off, and get help.
- David Martel: I'm going outside. Need some fresh air.
- Sarah Cantrell: There's nothing outside but hard vacuum.
- David Martel: Typical.
- [first lines]
- Captain Bart Gregg: Status?
- Dulann: Engine's damaged. 20% capacity. Automatic weapons tracking system disabled.
- Captain Bart Gregg: David, how many left?
- David Martel: Six. Lead ship's coming around for another pass.