Frank Welker: Jack, Pimpy, Prince, Fairy Godmother, Hunter

Quotes 

• Mother Goose : [after she had warned Jack that his cow would be taken away if he wouldn't stop sucking it's udders]  I told you so, I told you so.

  Jack : Oh go h-h-hump a hamster you old t-t-transvestite!

• Jack : [after his frog climbs out of a woman's mouth]  Wow that's what I call a h-h-headjob.

• Jack : [about his mother learning about trading the cow for the beans and beating him for it]  Boy was she sore and now so is my ca-ca-ca- ass!, Gee I wish I hadn't sold the cow just so I could suck on that gypsy's ti-ti-tits,

  [to his frog] 

  Jack : Remember those tits, Froggy?

  [Froggy nods] 

  Jack : Wow, those were the softest things I ev-ev-ev wow!

  [gets a boner] 

  Jack : and those ni-ni-nipples oh boy that warm wet fu-fu-fuzzy little pu-pu-pussy, woo hoo hoo hoo shit, I get h-h-horny just thinking about her again w-w-wow!, watch out Froggy I'm gonna cu-cu-cu

  [ejaculates out the window which splashes on the beans causing them to grow] 

• Hunter : [Yawning after having sex with Little Red Riding Hood]  Thou it was a ripe annual fucketh Miss, thy firey cunt will stir pleasing memories, please if it pleases you proceed to yonder wedding

• Hunter : [after Little Red Riding Hood offers him money to let her pass]  Screw thy shilling! Thy lush young body are trade for thy fare, sayeth I.

• Hunter : [having sex with Little Red Riding Hood]  Fucketh you harlot bitch, fucketh!

• Mother Goose : [to Jack]  What are you doing up that tree?

  Jack : [shushing her]  Can't you see that we're st-st-studying nature?

  [looks over at a woman bathing in a pond]