The Navigators (2001)

Venn Tracey: Gerry

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• Fiona : [Gerry playing chess against himself after everyone leaves]  Ah who's winning?

  Gerry : Checkmate.

  Fiona : Checkmate, what's that mean?

  Gerry : What ever move you make, you lose.

  Fiona : [chuckles]  Story of my life.

• [Harpic is reading a briefing to his staff about the new rules under privatization] 

  Harpic : Oh, now listen, now this really *is* important: "Deaths must be kept to an acceptable level".

  Gerry : What's "an acceptable level"?

  Harpic : Er, "two a year".

  Gerry : But nobody's been killed for the past eighteen months.

  Jim : Any volunteers?

• Gerry : [Already arguing]  'Elf' and Safety.

  Harpic : What do you mean, Health and Safety.

  Gerry : Health and Safety.

  Harpic : Yeah well what about health and safety.

  Gerry : That clock...

  Harpic : [trying to cut off]  Gerry.

  Gerry : -shouldn't be in here; this is our mess room.

  Harpic : [raising voice]  But, that clock is not a health and safety issue.