Mad Dog II: The Lost Gold (1992 Video Game)

Ben Zeller: Stagecoach Driver

Quotes 

• Stagecoach Driver : Hang on stranger and welcome aboard. We're gonna do a little target practice here to git you started.

• [the chest is opened and there are only bags of sand in it] 

  Professor : Dirt! This... This is what I risked my bloody life for?

  Shooting Beaver : Dirt is gold- just part of the earth.

  Padre : I had planned to do so much good with it. I guess I'll never get to see Rome.

  Buckskin Bonnie : How 'bout Paris, Padre. Who took it?

  [They all look at the Stagecoach driver] 

  Stagecoach Driver : Well don't look at me, my hands are clean. Mad Dog... or... maybe you should have played a better game.

• Stagecoach Driver : Whoa! Looks like that prospector ran into a porcupine - one with feathers.

• Stagecoach Driver : We made it, Padre! If my pardner back there is as honest as he can shoot straight, you're in the money.

  Padre : Oh my, oh my! It's a cauldron of the devil's own making in that town. Mad Dog has taken over. Good luck!

• Stagecoach Driver : Shoot that skull, it's strong medicine.

• Stagecoach Driver : I've been keepin' tabs on you, stranger. You done pretty good, but it ain't over yet. I'm gettin' out of here.

• [after saving his life] 

  Stagecoach Driver : I appreciate that!

• Stagecoach Driver : That's gotta be the last of Mad Dog's men. And we've still got the treasure.

  [suddenly we hear gunfire, he looks outside the train] 

  Stagecoach Driver : They stick like rotten glue. Let's get 'em!

• Stagecoach Driver : That's straight shootin', pardner. Now for the big one. The treasure's right in front of you. Take a look and shoot yer luck.

• Stagecoach Driver : Stranger, you best get out of town. Mad Dog knows you got the map.

  Professor : Go my friend, you have the map and I bloody well have the way. A little traveling music, Sam!

• [the chest is open and there is gold inside] 

  Professor : I'm rich!

  Stagecoach Driver : Yahoo!

  Padre : I can go to Rome.

  Buckskin Bonnie : Paree!

• Stagecoach Driver : Stranger. Stranger you think you're tough enough to take on Mad Dog? Prove it to me. That man is the scourge of the territory. Why to beat Mad Dog to the spanish treasure you'll have to take on renegade indians. Bandidos senor and mad dog's sleazy crew. You think you can beat that crazy killer to the spanish treasure? Why he's ready to dynamite the whole of superstition mountain to get at that gold. He's well armed stranger, bear that in mind.

• Stagecoach Driver : It ain't gonna be easy. You'll need a guide to get you to the treasure. Pick anyone. Buckskin Bonnie: well, she can get you into trouble stranger, but she can lead you through the badlands. The professor: he's something of a gambling quack. His way's not always the straight way, but he's got an ace or two up his sleeve. He'll get you to the treasure. Shooting Beaver: now that Indian knows a shortcut through renegade country. You save his neck, he'll save yours.

• Stagecoach Driver : You think you're man enough to ride shotgun with me? Get up here!