My little brother bought this at a consignment store one day. It also happened to be the first day of the Apocalypse, but I suppose that could have been a coincidence.
Uh... I actually don't remember that day very well. This video warped my mind somewhat.
First of all, it came in a case labeled "The Christmas Train" even though the actual title is "The Christmas Tree Train." This also happened on the label of the tape.
Second, the two baby animals on the front looked as if they had been drawn by a child on MS Paint. The screen caps on the back looked as if someone a snapped a picture of them from a TV screen. Terrible.
Don't get me started on the "plot". I'll do it myself. It involves a dimwitted pair of baby animals of the species bear and fox. They visit the local park ranger and communicate in English. The strangeness of this didn't register with me for a moment because of the sub-sub-sub par animation that was frying my retinas. Eventually, the ranger shows the animals a jack-in-the-box that scares them out of their wits. This leads them to running away, getting attacked by a mountain lion and an owl and getting aboard a Christmas Tree Train.
Meanwhile, the parents of said animals join forces with the ranger and do nothing. Seriously, they just sit in the cabin and do pretty much nothing to find the animals. At one point, the ranger even gives an excuse that he is not on duty so he can't drive off to look for them.
The animals meet the owl that attacked them, (or looking back, appears that the owl was just grabbing a piece of trash beside them. Yeah) form a plan to escape, ignore it, and run off into the city. What follows is so mind-numbing that it's not worth mentioning.
Eventually, after several 'Humans are smelly, littering pigs who hate animals' jokes, and an incident that involves some store clerks mistaking live baby animals for stuffed ones, Santa Claus himself rescues the animals and takes them back to the cabin. It turns out the ranger knew Santa and sent him to rescue them!
The freaking scariest part in the video is when Santa rides off towards the moon, and I swear, it looks just like Heath Leader's Joker looking through a pane of frosted glass. I would have screamed if one of the four horsemen hadn't diverted my attention by killing me.
Ah, well. Never watch this.
Uh... I actually don't remember that day very well. This video warped my mind somewhat.
First of all, it came in a case labeled "The Christmas Train" even though the actual title is "The Christmas Tree Train." This also happened on the label of the tape.
Second, the two baby animals on the front looked as if they had been drawn by a child on MS Paint. The screen caps on the back looked as if someone a snapped a picture of them from a TV screen. Terrible.
Don't get me started on the "plot". I'll do it myself. It involves a dimwitted pair of baby animals of the species bear and fox. They visit the local park ranger and communicate in English. The strangeness of this didn't register with me for a moment because of the sub-sub-sub par animation that was frying my retinas. Eventually, the ranger shows the animals a jack-in-the-box that scares them out of their wits. This leads them to running away, getting attacked by a mountain lion and an owl and getting aboard a Christmas Tree Train.
Meanwhile, the parents of said animals join forces with the ranger and do nothing. Seriously, they just sit in the cabin and do pretty much nothing to find the animals. At one point, the ranger even gives an excuse that he is not on duty so he can't drive off to look for them.
The animals meet the owl that attacked them, (or looking back, appears that the owl was just grabbing a piece of trash beside them. Yeah) form a plan to escape, ignore it, and run off into the city. What follows is so mind-numbing that it's not worth mentioning.
Eventually, after several 'Humans are smelly, littering pigs who hate animals' jokes, and an incident that involves some store clerks mistaking live baby animals for stuffed ones, Santa Claus himself rescues the animals and takes them back to the cabin. It turns out the ranger knew Santa and sent him to rescue them!
The freaking scariest part in the video is when Santa rides off towards the moon, and I swear, it looks just like Heath Leader's Joker looking through a pane of frosted glass. I would have screamed if one of the four horsemen hadn't diverted my attention by killing me.
Ah, well. Never watch this.