Scotland, Pa. (2001)

John Cariani: Ed the Cop

Quotes 

• McDuff : Did you call him like I told you?

  Ed : Sir, I called the number, like, 95 times. I practically had it memorized.

• Ed : Good night, sir.

  McDuff : Good night, Ed.

  Ed : Should I turn out the lights?

  McDuff : That would leave me in the dark, Ed.