Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Seann William Scott: Brent

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• Jay : So your in this for the pussy right?

  Brent : No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?

  Jay : Even Sheep?

  Brent : Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.

  Jay : So would you fuck a sheep?

  Brent : What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.

  Jay : No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?

  Brent : Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

  Jay : Thought so.

  [Yelling] 

  Jay : Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!

  Brent : No! No! No!

  Jay : [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving]  WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!

• Jay : [after tossing Brent out of the van]  Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?

  Brent : I would *never* fuck a sheep!

  [sees a sheep in a nearby field] 

  Brent : Hey there. How you doing?

  [reaches for a condom] 

  Brent : I *love* animals.

  [goes for the sheep] 

• Jay : And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?

  Brent : [getting into the van]  Say, what's all this talk about farting?

• Jay : What the fuck are you talking about?

  Brent : Hey! Watch the language, little boy!

• [to Jay] 

  Brent : What's your damage, little boy? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective.

• [trying to compose a bad protest song] 

  Brent : Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...

• Brent : [to Jay]  Hey, watch the language, little boy. There's females present.

  [Brent chuckles] 

• Jay : What the fuck are you bitches babbling about?

  Brent : Hey! Watch the language, little boy!