Chris Rock: Chaka
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Quotes
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Chaka's Production Assistant : You the man.
Chaka Luther King : No, you the man, and that's the problem.
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Banky : Uh, Chaka? Yeah. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer.
Chaka : Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackinated. Okay, Fucky?
Banky : Uh, it's Banky.
Chaka : No, it is Fucky.
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Chaka : This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
Chaka's Production Assistant : Or House Party 3.
Chaka : Shut the fuck up!
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Chaka : Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
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[Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]
Chaka : I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.
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[Sniffing out white people]
Chaka Luther King : Cra-cra-cracker?
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Chaka : Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
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Chaka's Production Assistant : Here's your coffee, sir.
Chaka : Did you spit in this?
Chaka's Production Assistant : I didn't spit in it, sir.
Chaka : Any boogers in it?
Chaka's Production Assistant : There's no boogers in it, sir.
Chaka : You went to film school, didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know that you give a nigga his coffee? It would kill him, wouldn't it?
Chaka's Production Assistant : There's no boogers in it, sir.
Chaka : Then taste it. Taste it! Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!
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Chaka : Duck, pie fucker! Damn, these white boys can't fight.
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Chaka's Production Assistant : [after asked to get a new clean latte] Here's your coffee sir, booger-free.
Chaka Luther King : [slaps it out his hands] Get that shit the fuck out of here.
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Banky : I just wanted you to know that I respect your work as an artist. I'm something of an artist myself. I was the inker on the comic book.
Chaka : Yo, man. You are a tracer, okay? Nobody else got the heart to tell you. You trace. You go around the lines. You are a tracer, okay? Do you think Fat Albert had a tracer? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.
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Chaka : I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em!
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Chaka : Another white boy in this movie? Damn.
