Santiago Segura: Torrente
Quotes
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Mauricio Torrente : What's wrong? Are you sad?
José Luis Torrente : No... Women.
Mauricio Torrente : Women?
José Luis Torrente : Yeah, women. They're all... They're all bitches. Except my mom, of course.
Mauricio Torrente : No, son, no. Your mom as well.
[Mauricio shows the picture of Torrente's mother in his wallet]
José Luis Torrente : But... How did you get this? Why?
Mauricio Torrente : Because... Because... Because I'm your father.
José Luis Torrente : No, that's impossible.
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[subtitled version]
[in a car, during a surveillance operation]
José Luis Torrente : This is the hardest part of being an investigator. The waiting, so long and boring, like a Sunday without soccer... Let's jerk each other off.
Cuco : [unbaffled] With our hands or mouths?
José Luis Torrente : What? You're a freak. You pig. "Mouths"!
[after a pause, intrigued]
José Luis Torrente : Can you reach?
[Cuco nods]
José Luis Torrente : Show me.
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[subtitled version]
José Luis Torrente : Well, I really like you. You're really hot. And... if you wanna come with me to a party or out for drinks... Would you like to go out with me?
Bella cantante : Look, listen up. If it meant my family would get chopped into pieces, and the end of the human race as we know it, I still would never go out with you.
José Luis Torrente : Is that a "no"?
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[subtitled version]
[first lines]
José Luis Torrente : I got to the Costa del Sol about 3 years ago. I had some cash set aside, and after dedicating my life to law enforcement, I moved to Marbella to take some time off for myself.
