Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Christopher Masterson: Buddy
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Quotes
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Buddy : Are you okay, Dwight?
Dwight Hartman : I can't... I can't feel my legs...
[pause]
Dwight Hartman : Aaahahaha! I can't feel my legs!
Ray Wilkins : You never could.
Dwight Hartman : Hey... you stay out of this, all right?
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Cindy Campbell : You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
Cindy Campbell : Thanks, Brenda.
Buddy : Hey are you guys okay?
Brenda Meeks : Hell, yeah. It's gonna take more than a bag of bones to scare me.
Hell House Ghost : Wedgie!
Cindy Campbell : Oh my God! Brenda, do something!
Brenda Meeks : Okay!
Hell House Ghost : [Brenda runs away]
Cindy Campbell : I thought I was your best friend?
Brenda Meeks : Was. I'ma miss you, girl!
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Buddy : Hey, Cind.
Cindy Campbell : Hey, Buddy.
Buddy : [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.
[Cindy crawls up]
Theo : Hey, guys.
[all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]
Theo : Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?
[everyone pushes their chairs towards her]
Dwight Hartman : [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.
Ray Wilkins : Second best.
[Ray touches Dwight's hair]
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Ray Wilkins : What do you think, tucked in, or out?
[reveals he's talking about his penis, which is tucked between his legs]
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Buddy : I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
Shorty Meeks : Aww, naaaaw son! NOT A POLTERGEIST! What's a poltergeist?