Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Chris Elliott: Hanson

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Quotes 

• Dwight Hartman : Okay, thanks, "Handyman".

  Hanson : I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.

  Dwight Hartman : Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand."

  [starts clapping] 

  Hanson : Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?"

  Dwight Hartman : Why don't you "lift me up?"

  Hanson : Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?

  Dwight Hartman : Hey you can kiss my grits!

  Hanson : I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away.

• Hanson : [laughs]  My germs.

• Hanson : [while reaching out to Dwight who is hanging from the third floor window]  Here! Take my hand!

  Dwight Hartman : NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! Give me your OTHER hand!

• Hanson : All right, who's ready for a wing?

  Dwight Hartman : Yours or the turkeys?

• [backing into the room Cindy has just walked into] 

  Hanson : Ahh, watch, my fanny's coming through... watch it, make room for fanny...

• Hanson : Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.

  Shorty Meeks : Helloo... Cindy.

  [Cindy looks at the bottles on the table] 

  Cindy Campbell : Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!

  Hanson : I did not! That's all his stuff!

• Hanson : Ooh that's heavy! Oooh! That's heavy! I'd better use my strong hand.

• Hanson : Who's ready for a wing?

  Dwight Hartman : Yours or the turkeys?

  Shorty Meeks : Oh shit, son.

  Hanson : Well, I know what you'd like. How about a leg?

• Cindy Campbell : [looks at bottles placed in front of Shorty]  Choloroform? Horse Tranquilizers? You drugged him.

  Hanson : I did not. That's all his stuff.

• Hanson : Hiawatha!