Scary Movie 2 (2001)
James Woods: Father McFeely
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Quotes
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Father McFeely : How is she?
Mrs. Voorhees : It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.
Father McFeely : Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.
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[as Megan's head spins around]
Father McFeely : [turns to leave] Fuck this!
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Father McFeely : Let's pray.
Father Harris : Our father...
Megan Voorhees : Hahahhaahaha!
Father Harris : Shhhh... Stop it!
Megan Voorhees : Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
Father Harris : Oh shit...
Father McFeely : [Pulls out a gun] Suck on this.
Megan Voorhees : Oh-oh.
[He shoots her]
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Father McFeely : [On the toilet] Lord, help me release this demon!
[farts]
Father McFeely : [relieved] Oh, thank you, Lord. Oh... wait.
Father McFeely : [farts again] Ahhh, ha-ha! Oh, those enchiladas!
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Father McFeely : Hi, I'm Father McFeely.
Mrs. Voorhees : I'm so glad you're here.
Father McFeely : I came as fast as I could. But you know at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin' before it starts pumpin'. I do find though, that if I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war...