S.W.A.T. (2003)

Brian Van Holt: Michael Boxer

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Quotes 

• Boxer : I just want to know what you did to my little sister.

  Street : She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.

  McCabe : [laughing]  Oh no, you didn't...

• Alex Montel : American Greed.

  Street : Shut up.

  Alex Montel : So reliable.

  Street : Shut Up! Another officer is dead because you shot your mouth off.

  Alex Montel : That's how I like cops - dead.

  Street : You wanna join him? Huh?

  Alex Montel : He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West - like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me.

  Street : Yeah, you're right, I should. Boxer, thank him for me, will ya?

  Boxer : Love to.

  [Elbows Montel in the stomach] 

• Velasquez : [Deleted Scene: Hondo's Introduction- Lt. Velasquez says to Officers of SWAT Division]  Gentlemen! Our new 70-David has just made his first stealth entry. If you don't know him, you've probably heard of him: Sergeant Dan "Hondo" Harrelson!

  [Officers cheer and applaud, with Boxer and McCabe's voices louder than the others] 

  Velasquez : Here is a man who will outrun, outfight, outshoot

  [Hondo raises his eyebrows in disbelief at Velasquez] 

  Velasquez : , outsmart, out-paperwork, ALL OF YOU.

  McCabe : I got 20 bucks says otherwise.

  Boxer : I'll cover 10 of it for you.

  Velasquez : Now you know gambling's not allowed, and I shouldn't have to tell you that... but I'll cover that 10.

  Boxer : Done.

  Velasquez : Few words, Sergeant?

  Hondo : As a matter of fact...

  [Pretends to smack TJ with his book] 

• [about Boxer's mustache] 

  Boxer : Your mother likes it.

  Street : So does your sister.

• Deke : [Deleted Scene: Locker Room]  So my wife's all worried about me workin' SWAT.

  Boxer : They always are at first.

  Deke : [Imitates his wife]  "How am I gonna take care of the kids if something happens to you?" So I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin SWAT, guess what she does?

  McCabe : Laughs?

  Boxer : Hangs up?

  Deke : She laughs her ass off, AND hangs up.

  McCabe : [as Boxer and TJ laugh]  Bitch. Alright guys, take care.

• Boxer : [to Street]  Hey, don't forget to take your safety off!