S.W.A.T. (2003)

Michelle Rodriguez: Chris Sanchez

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Quotes 

• Hondo : You still want to work S.W.A.T?

  Chris : No. I just enjoy applying all the time.

• Brian Gamble : You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.

  Chris Sanchez : What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.

• [From the first trailer] 

  Hondo : Let's try to get in the killing mode.

  Chris : I am in killing mode.

  Hondo : So why you smiling?

  Chris : Because it tickles me.

• Chris : You wanna come to my house?

  Street : That was easy.

  Chris : My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow.

• Chris Sanchez : Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.

  Street : So, what does two drinks mean?

• Hondo : Sorry. Wrong room.

  Chris : Who are you looking for?

  Hondo : Chris Sanchez.

  Chris : I'm Chris Sanchez.

  Hondo : YOU'RE Chris Sanchez?

  Chris : Look, if you're Internal Affairs, that guy had razorblades in his mouth. I had to put him down hard. I'm sick and tired of these bullshit complains because some vato doesn't like getting thrown to the pavement by a woman.

  Hondo : [Raises eyebrow]  I look like IAD to you?

  [Sanchez shrugs] 

• Capt. Thomas Fuller : Nice job.

  Hondo : Don't sound so happy.

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : Still got a problem. He's still here.

  [Gestures towards Alex Montel] 

  Chris : Road trip?

  Street : [Beaten up from the fight with Gamble]  Road trip.

  Hondo : Yeah... road trip. Guess you'll have to fire us later.

  [Street spits blood out of his mouth, team walks away toward arriving SWAT truck with Fuller smiling at the team for once in the whole movie] 

• Chris : Remind me to buy some shares in Kevlar.