- Sarah Newman: That was fast. Have broomstick, will travel?
- Jamie Cyrus: Only on Halloween, and just because of tradition. Gives me the worst rash.
- Traci: If God wanted us to walk around naked, he wouldn't have invented fig leaves, or cotton and polyester.
- Sarah Newman: What kind of apprenticeship is this, exactly? The ad wasn't very clear.
- Jamie Cyrus: Oh, I'm sorry. An apprentice for a sorceress.
- Sarah Newman: I see. And that would make me...?
- Jamie Cyrus: Like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia.
- Sarah Newman: Oh, whoa, look at the time!
- [after allowing their mysterious new neighbor, George Daniels, to make a phone call, Sarah and Jamie go into the kitchen]
- Sarah Newman: I saw him first!
- Jamie Cyrus: We saw him at the same time. Are you sure you want to go up against me?
- Sarah Newman: Name the time, place, and challenge.
- Jamie Cyrus: Okay. I win, you leave. You win, I leave.
- Sarah Newman: Win what?
- Jamie Cyrus: [referring to George] Him.
- Sarah Newman: First one to bed him?
- Jamie Cyrus: No, the first one he falls in love with.
- Sarah Newman: Love? Fine... agreed.
- Jamie Cyrus: And neither one of us can cast any spells on him to make that happen.
- Sarah Newman: Oh, come on! We're witches! Isn't this supposed to prove who's the better witch?
- Jamie Cyrus: Yes, and this will force us both to be a little bit more creative. A witch that has to rely on magic to get a man... is one lazy witch. So, this will be good practice for the two of us.
- Sarah Newman: Fine, it's a deal. But, one night in the sack with me, he will be in love. I guarantee it!
- Jamie Cyrus: [Talking on the phone with Sarah while Bobby is kissing her leg] We'll talk about this later.
- Bobby White: [Gets out of restroom stall to find Traci masturbating at the sink] Uh ma'am, this room is for men only.
- [Traci sees him, taking out her hair clip and tossing it aside]
- Traci: [Having completely submitted to the pill's magic, Traci presses against him] I don't mind if you don't.
- [Jamie is brushing a feather over an effigy of Sarah, in the form of a gingerbread cookie, making Sarah ticklish while having sex with her boyfriend. Afterwards, Sarah storms into the kitchen]
- Sarah Newman: What the hell did you do that for?
- Jamie Cyrus: [Holding the feather and cookie behind her back] Do what? I'm sorry; you were using your powers for selfish and damaging reasons. You needed to be taught a lesson.
- Sarah Newman: Michael came to me on his own; that was his choice.
- Jamie Cyrus: I'm sure you didn't cast a spell and bring him back to you.
- Sarah Newman: No, I used my natural womanly ways... and a slight mental image suggestion...
- Jamie Cyrus: Good witches should not misuse their powers! It's too dangerous!
- Sarah Newman: Look, you've taught me well... but I'm a big witch now. I can handle my own affairs.
- Jamie Cyrus: Not well enough. You still have three years left of the Sorcerer's Apprentice program.
- Sarah Newman: Maybe I don't want three years! Maybe... maybe I want to go out on my own.
- Jamie Cyrus: I don't think this town is big enough for two witches.
- Sarah Newman: I think you're right. So when would you be leaving?
- Jamie Cyrus: About a hundred years after you.
- Sarah Newman: Jamie, I'm more powerful than you think. Don't go up against me.
- Jamie Cyrus: Is that a threat?
- Sarah Newman: That's a promise.