Baby Blues (2000–2002)

Diedrich Bader: Kenny

Quotes 

• Kenny : Darryl MacPherson went to a strip joint? I'm gonna have to stop calling you a bottle-warming, baby-toting wuss.

  Darryl : You never call me that.

  Kenny : Not to your face.

• Darryl : My wife is obsessed with our babysitter's love life!

  Kenny : Obsessed enough to take pictures?

• Kenny : Women need women friends. Take my wife. We used to fight all the time. Then she started hanging out with this nice gal down the street. Got her into weight lifting, ladies' professional golf, home repair, now I get my Saturday nights to myself while they lock the door and play board games in the basement. Yep, we got a perfect marriage all thanks to her special friend.