Baby Blues (2000–2002)

Mike O'Malley: Darryl MacPherson, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Darryl : How bout my cousin Earl and his wife? They're nice and they like to travel.

  Wanda : Avoiding a subpoena is not liking to travel.

• Kenny : Darryl MacPherson went to a strip joint? I'm gonna have to stop calling you a bottle-warming, baby-toting wuss.

  Darryl : You never call me that.

  Kenny : Not to your face.

• Darryl : My wife is obsessed with our babysitter's love life!

  Kenny : Obsessed enough to take pictures?

• Rodney : It's great getting back in the crib, I sleep easier when I'm behind bars.

  Darryl : So does society.

• Darryl : [watching Zoey cry]  It's like a Springsteen concert. It just goes on and on.