- Daisy: I'm Spanish Red, and I love tequila. When my blood gets hot, I'm even meaner! I'm American, just like all the rest, if you say I'm not, you'll get the Spanish Press!
- Tina Ferrari: When I wrestle, you'll wanna cheer, cause I'm a winner, and I make that clear! All my opponets know I am a stud. What can I say, it's the Italian blood!
- Sir Miles Headlock: Pleased to meet ya, I'm Aunt Kitty. All my girls are hot and pretty. I train them hard, so in the ring, you'll see my tigers do their thing!
- Jackie Stallone: My girls have the strength and speed, to wipe out all of Kitty's breed! That's right, and When we're done, please don't be bitter, because all that's left is Kitty litter!