Maid in Manhattan (2002)
Stanley Tucci: Jerry Siegel
Quotes
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Jerry Siegel : What press are you affiliated with?
Ty Ventura : I'm 10.
Jerry Siegel : What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican?
Ty Ventura : What's the difference these days?
Christopher Marshall : I love this kid.
Jerry Siegel : Well, what's not to love.
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[meeting Marisa's son, Ty]
Christopher Marshall : I'm Chris.
Jerry Siegel : I'm bald and no one in particular.
Ty Ventura : I know who you are.
Christopher Marshall : Yeah? What do you know?
Ty Ventura : I know that you're the state assemblyman. I know that you're thinking of running for Senator. I know your voting record and your consistent stand on environmental causes.
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Jerry Siegel : Who the hell is she?
Christopher Marshall : I'll tell you who she isn't. She isn't like anyone I've ever met before. And she isn't a phony. I'll make you a deal, wonder man. You want me at the benefit tomorrow night? Then get her to go, and I swear to God, I'll shake any part of Maddox's body you want me to. Deal?
Jerry Siegel : Deal. All right. Sure. Okay.
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Christopher Marshall : Do I look as stupid as you think I am?
Jerry Siegel : No. No, I mean, you're not stupid. What, what are you talking about?
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Reporter : Mr. Marshall, what's your relationship with the Latin community?
Jerry Siegel : Excellent! He speaks Latin... Spanish.
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Caroline Lane : Oh, Chris, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt your busy morning, but we thought you should know what was going on as soon as possible.
Christopher Marshall : What is going on?
Caroline Lane : The woman you thought was a guest on this floor is the maid on this floor. Aren't you, Marisa?
Christopher Marshall : No. Wait, her name is Caroline.
Caroline Lane : No, Chris, darling, that's my name. She steals clothes, identities...
Christopher Marshall : What the hell's happening here? Why are you dressed that way? Caroline?
[looks at her maid attire]
Christopher Marshall : Is this true?
[pause]
Marisa Ventura : Yeah, it is.
Jerry Siegel : Jesus Christ! The press is gonna have a field day with this one.
John Bextrum : There's no reason to involve the press.
Jerry Siegel : How are you going to prevent her from speaking?
Caroline Lane : This would never happen at the Four Seasons.
John Bextrum : And I can assure you it has never happened here before either. Lionel, you are slipping. You should have noticed something. I am disappointed.
Marisa Ventura : Please, Mr. Bextrum, he had nothing to do with this.
Lionel Bloch : Of course, sir. I understand.
John Bextrum : We'll talk about this later. Miss Ventura, you no longer work here. Please go to security, hand in your passes and your ID, and you'll be escorted from the building.
Marisa Ventura : Yes, sir.
Christopher Marshall : Is that really necessary?
Jerry Siegel : Chris, let the man do his job, okay?
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Christopher Marshall : Where are you going?
Jerry Siegel : That depends. Where are you going?
Christopher Marshall : Bathroom. Alone.
Jerry Siegel : Yeah. Fine. Go. Great. Yeah. Sure.
Christopher Marshall : Thank you.
Jerry Siegel : Call me if you need anything.