No Place Like Home (2002)
Clayton Taylor: Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor
Quotes
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Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : You'd argue with a stop sign.
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Mel McGregor : You know, I wouldn't be here if you could drive.
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : If I could drive, I wouldn't need a sister, Mary-Ellen.
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Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : What're you, some kind of pervert?
Mel McGregor : Oh, look who's talking, Mister I've-Got-a-Dirty-Magazine-Under-My-Mattress.
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Not you, him.
Mel McGregor : [turning around and seeing a man] He's naked.
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Yeah. No fooling you, is there?
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Mel McGregor : How much money have you got?
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Fifty-seven cents.
Mel McGregor : That's ALL?
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : My lottery check hasn't come in yet.