House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Bill Moseley: Otis
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Quotes
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Otis : It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him.
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Otis : [ranting to tied up cheerleaders] "Why", you ask? "Why" is not the question. How? Now, that is a question worth examining. How could I, being born of such, uh... conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained? I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good! My brain is frozen. Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface!
[sees the girls aren't understanding]
Otis : Oh, Christ. Fuck it!
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Otis : Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN!
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Otis : I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
Mother : Who's your daddy?
Otis : I'm the one who beats you when you're bad.
Baby : Who's your daddy?
Mother : Who's your daddy?
Otis : [walking to Denise, while wearing her father's skin] Come on, sweetie. Give the old man some sugar.
Denise Willis : Daddy, Daddy.
Otis : [taking off his robe] And I'm the one who loves ya when you're fucking dead!
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[Mary screams]
Otis : Shut your mouth!
[more screams]
Otis : I said, shut your fucking mouth!
[screams]
Otis : Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever.
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Mary Knowles : Why are you doing this?
Otis : Doing what? Messy up your day?
Mary Knowles : Where's Bill? Where's Bill?
Otis : Bill?
Mary Knowles : Is he okay?
Otis : He's a good guy. Oh, he's been a great help to me! A real blessin'. I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better speciman. You don't know what kind of dry spell I've had here. Total block, total block! But Bill... he's okay.
Mary Knowles : Where is he? Where is he? Can I see him? Can I see Bill, please?
Otis : Let's go see. Behold... Fishboy!
[Otis pulls back a curtain to reveal Bill's mutliated corpse]
Mary Knowles : Oh my god! Oh my god, Bill! No, no, this can't be real. This can't be real, this can't be real, this can't be real.
Otis : Oh, it's real. As real as I want it to be, mama.
[Otis kisses Mary]
Mary Knowles : Fuck you, you fucking freak!
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Otis : Hey, happy boy, step your ass up here.
Baby : Take his gag out. It's more fun with the screaming.
Mother : I like that too. That screaming is much more exciting that way.
[They remove Jerry's gag]
Jerry Goldsmith : Please don't kill us, please don't kill us.
Baby : [imitating Jerry] Please don't kill us... nah... please don't kill us.
Otis : Shut your mouth and get your shit in the box. Get in now.
Mother : Wait, wait, wait... I wanna say goodbye.
[Mama Firefly grabs Jerry by the collar and gives him a big kiss]
Mother : Goodbye, sweetie. We could've been great.
Otis : Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
Jerry Goldsmith : Just let us go, I swear to God we won't tell anyone. I swear...
Mother : Honey, you know I can't do that.
Otis : Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
Rufus 'R.J.' Firefly Jr. : Get your fucking ass up, boy.
Otis : Come on, we ain't got all night.
[Rufus grabs Jerry and body slams him into the coffin while Mary breaks free and runs off]
Otis : Where does she think she's gonna run to? She gonna run all the way home?
Baby : No, let me get her.
Otis : All right, go get her.
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Mother : Otis! There's cops outside!
Grandpa Hugo : What? How many?
Otis : Oh, don't worry about it! How many were there?
Mother : I only saw one.
Otis : Fucking pigs always come in packs. Here, take this, go downstairs, and play nice. I'll go around back and take control like I always fuckin' do!
[Grandpa Hugo flips Otis off]
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Otis : Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs.
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Otis : Now, I'm gonna remove your gag... But! If you make so much as a fuckin' peep! I'm going to cut you like a pig and make you eat your own fucking intestines... you got me?
[Otis takes off the hankerchief on Mary's mouth]
Mary Knowles : Why are you, Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing this?
Otis : Doing what? Messy up your day?
Mary Knowles : Where's Bill? Where's Bill?
Otis : Bill... He's a good guy, Ohhh hoo... He's been great help to me. A real blessin'... I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. You don't know what kinda dry spell I've had here. Total block, total block! But Bill... He's OK.
[scene cuts to Baby laughing maniacally and playing "Brick House" while Otis tortures Bill]
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Otis : Look, see the magic in my brush strokes.
[Painted on the canvas is the gruesome scene of Bill as the Fish-Boy]
Mary Knowles : [crying] Fuck you, you fucking freak!
Otis : h, come now... we're all creatures of God and freaks in our own way...
[twitches and shakes]
Otis : ... but if you'll notice...
[points to a blank spot in the painting]
Otis : right here, needs a little something, heh?
Mary Knowles : What are you doing?
[squirming]
Mary Knowles : ... no, stop... please, please.
Otis : You, my dear worm feeder, are about to become immortalized.
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Otis : Watch that bitch, she's thinking about that Klugman bangin' Brett Sommers, pick motherfucking Richard Dawson.
