Our Lady of the Assassins (2000)

Germán Jaramillo: Fernando

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• Fernando : You can't live without sex. People go crazy without sex. Look how nutty the Pope's become. Spouting crap everywhere and kissing floors. Saying that homosexuality and all that is a sin. That's a sin? Having kids is a sin! There's no space left, the Planet will explode!

• Fernando : Glory is a statue that gets shit on by birds.

• Fernando : Everyone's rotten. The world is run by crooks. Look at our despicable President: "A decision that will benefit all Colombians!" Ha.

  Alexis : If you want, I'll shoot him. I mean it.

  Fernando : That's just a waste of bullets.

• Fernando : "Thou shalt not kill." Why? Taking someone's life is doing them a favor. A huge favor. Let them live. It's what they deserve.

• Fernando : Where to?

  Alexis : New York?

  Fernando : No! Its full of Colombians.

  Alexis : Miami?

  Fernando : It's full of Cubans.

  Alexis : France?

  Fernando : France is full of shit. They have problems with everybody.

• Alexis : Tell me something. Do you also like women?

  Fernando : Depends...

  Alexis : Depends on what?

  Fernando : If they have little brothers. When they have cute little brothers I do. Otherwise, no.