Grosse Pointe (2000–2001)

Irene Molloy: Hunter Fallow

Quotes 

• Hunter Fallow : I think Johnny's really in love. Either that or he's got a surfboard in his shorts.

• Hunter Fallow : You are so great on the show... even if the fans don't agree.

• Courtney Scott : I feel so nervous. Do you guys have any tips?

  Hunter Fallow : Try to look thinner.

• Hunter Fallow : They would never fire me, I'm the star of this show. I am this show.

• Hunter Fallow : Today she's squeezing his zits, tomorrow who knows what she'll be squeezing.

• Hunter Fallow : Every time I kiss you I think I deserve an Emmy.

  Quentin King : And every time I kiss you I think why can't I kiss a girl with breasts.

• Hunter Fallow : I blame this on Sarah Michelle Gellar. If Buffy weren't such a hit, this never would've happened.

• [In a bar with loud music] 

  Courtney Scott : Are you sure this is a good place to meet guys? You can't even have a conversation.

  Hunter Fallow : Who needs to hear them talk if they're cute?

• Hunter Fallow : I bet they're not making Dawson's Creek go supernatural for Halloween.

  Quentin King : Oh, they are... Dawson's going to hell to save Joey's soul.

• Hunter Fallow : It's a thin line between love and hate. It's called angry sex.

• Dave : Did you like the movie?

  Hunter Fallow : Well besides the fact that Winona Ryder has my career, it wasn't so bad.

• [to Courtney, when fighting] 

  Hunter Fallow : You Hefty bag of trash.

• Dave : Why are you so irritable?

  Hunter Fallow : You try playing

  [preppy voice] 

  Hunter Fallow : *Becky* every day.

• Hunter Fallow : I wouldn't go around here bragging about how much time you spend on these scripts, cause guess what? They suck.

• Hunter Fallow : Take your pants off, I don't want to think right now.

• Hunter Fallow : No matter how much America despises you I won't let it affect my feelings for you.

• Johnny Bishop : Hunter! Hunter!

  [runs up to her] 

  Hunter Fallow : Bite me.

  Johnny Bishop : I talked to my brother, he says he's going to fix the game.

  [pause] 

  Johnny Bishop : Come on, it was a mistake!

  Hunter Fallow : Vietnam was a mistake. Zoe, Jack, Duncan, and Jane was a mistake. Having a pinball drop out of my ass is not a mistake.

• Hunter Fallow : He's not even that cute. And those tattoos are totally henna.

• Marcy Sternfeld : I'm in love. Hunter now I finally understand how you met Trent Reznor and got engaged within 24 hours.

  Hunter Fallow : Yeah, but he went platinum... twice.

• Marcy Sternfeld : I'm so depressed. I need to buy shoes.

  Hunter Fallow : Oh, you need to buy something but they don't sell it at a shoe store.

• Marcy Sternfeld : I should try yelling at people more often.

  Hunter Fallow : You think this is good, try having an orgasm.