Dummy (2002)

Illeana Douglas: Heidi

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Quotes 

• Heidi : Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?

  Fangora : Oh man, at this point I'd fuck anyone.

• [Family dinner, with Lorena and daughter as guests] 

  Heidi : [to her mother, Fern]  Why are you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.

  Fern : Well, better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.

• Heidi : [entering Steven's room and seeing him in his underwear with his dummy on his lap dressed as a child]  Steven... Gross! You look like a child molester!

• Heidi : [about Michael going in jail]  Serves him right. I hope you rot there, fucking loser.

  Fern : Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!

  Heidi : Why can't you get it into your head he's a psychopath?

  Fern : I'm *sure* he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.

• Heidi : I wanted to sing. And you made me feel like a fool.

  Fern : Honey, it's not my fault if you felt like a fool. I *always* supported you. I only wanted you to be more realistic.