Big Trouble (2002)

DJ Qualls: Andrew

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• Jenny Herk : You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.

  Andrew : I can't make that promise.

  [leaves] 

  Andrew : Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.

  Matt Arnold : Are you looking at her ass?

  Andrew : Yeah.

• [Matt and Andrew are getting prepared for a big water gun war at their friend, Jenny, in her home] 

  Andrew : So, what's the plan? Through the front?

  Matt Arnold : [sarcastically]  Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny."

  [truthfully] 

  Matt Arnold : No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just hope she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.

• Jenny Herk : How do we wanna do this? We don't need to drag this any longer than it has to.

  Andrew : You can shoot her in the crotch. You can be a couple.

  Jenny Herk : This is a friend of yours?

• [as Jenny walks away again] 

  Matt Arnold : Are you staring at her ass?

  Andrew : You're not?