Big Trouble (2002)

Zooey Deschanel: Jenny Herk

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Quotes 

• [Snake and Eddie are riding in the hi-jacked police car; and Eddie is coming up to the two main Airport signs] 

  Eddie : Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?

  Snake : What do you think?

  Jenny Herk : I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.

  Snake : [looks at the signs]  Departures.

• Jenny Herk : You, don't look at my ass when I walk away.

  Andrew : I can't make that promise.

  [leaves] 

  Andrew : Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.

  Matt Arnold : Are you looking at her ass?

  Andrew : Yeah.

• Eliot Arnold : Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.

  [Grabs a squirt gun away from Matt] 

  Eliot Arnold : This is a stupid game.

  Matt Arnold : Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.

  Eliot Arnold : You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?

  Matt Arnold : Andrew?

  Jenny Herk : He ran the other way.

  Eliot Arnold : Did anybody call the police?

  Anna Herk : [off-screen]  I'm making some coffee, you want some?

  Eliot Arnold : I'll call the police.

• Jenny Herk : How do we wanna do this? We don't need to drag this any longer than it has to.

  Andrew : You can shoot her in the crotch. You can be a couple.

  Jenny Herk : This is a friend of yours?

• Snake : [remarking on his gun]  Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.

  Jenny Herk : How would you even know if I did something stupid?

  Snake : I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.

• Matt Arnold : How about I shoot you in the hand?

  Jenny Herk : My first hand job.

• Jenny Herk : I'm going upstairs where it's not so, I dunno, stupid.

• Jenny Herk : Can I borrow this? I'm totally into the Seminal Fluids. Arthur threw mine out at the carwash. He doesn't think it's music unless someone's playing an accordion.

• Arthur Herk : My TV... you shot my TV! You little son of a bitch, you're going to pay for that, *and* you're going to jail!

  Matt Arnold : [mumbling]  It's a squirt gun, man.

  Arthur Herk : What?

  Matt Arnold : It's a squirt gun.

  Jenny Herk : Good thing you ran away, Arthur, you might have gotten wet.