Big Trouble (2002)

Stanley Tucci: Arthur Herk

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• [last lines] 

  Arthur Herk : Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul!

  Martha Stewart : Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!

• Arthur Herk : [making an opinion on who might have shot his TV]  I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. 'Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue!

  Officer Monica Romero : Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you.

  Arthur Herk : I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.

  Officer Monica Romero : Thank you for that observation.

• Officer Monica Romero : I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.

  Anna Herk : Hey, kids.

  Arthur Herk : I want to press charges! Cuff him!

  Officer Monica Romero : My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.

• Arthur Herk : Oh, my God! She's coming to get me!

  Pat Greer : The dog, Mr. Herk?

  Arthur Herk : No! Her!

  Pat Greer : Who?

  Arthur Herk : You know! Her!

  Martha Stewart : Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk!

  Arthur Herk : Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul!

  Pat Greer : Mr. Herk, this is important...

  Arthur Herk : Please don't let her take my soul!

  Pat Greer : What the hell's he talking about?

  Monica Romero : I don't know.

  Alan Seitz : How close did he get to that toad?

  Monica Romero : Like face first.

  Alan Seitz : Bufotenin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back.

  Martha Stewart : [growls] 

• Arthur Herk : Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.

• Monica Romero : Take it easy.

  Arthur Herk : Don't tell me to take it easy, this is my goddamn house!

  Monica Romero : And these are my handcuffs, and if you don't take it easy, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house!

• Arthur Herk : [to Eliot]  Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back.

  Eliot Arnold : Thanks for everything.

• Arthur Herk : My TV... you shot my TV! You little son of a bitch, you're going to pay for that, *and* you're going to jail!

  Matt Arnold : [mumbling]  It's a squirt gun, man.

  Arthur Herk : What?

  Matt Arnold : It's a squirt gun.

  Jenny Herk : Good thing you ran away, Arthur, you might have gotten wet.