Big Trouble (2002)

Rene Russo: Anna Herk

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Quotes 

• Officer Monica Romero : I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.

  Anna Herk : Hey, kids.

  Arthur Herk : I want to press charges! Cuff him!

  Officer Monica Romero : My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.

• Eliot Arnold : Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.

  [Grabs a squirt gun away from Matt] 

  Eliot Arnold : This is a stupid game.

  Matt Arnold : Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun.

  Eliot Arnold : You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime?

  Matt Arnold : Andrew?

  Jenny Herk : He ran the other way.

  Eliot Arnold : Did anybody call the police?

  Anna Herk : [off-screen]  I'm making some coffee, you want some?

  Eliot Arnold : I'll call the police.

• Eliot Arnold : What does a guy like Arthur do for a living?

  Anna Herk : He's an executive at Penultra Corporation.

  Eliot Arnold : I did an article on them once. They built the jail downtown where the plumbing doesn't work. I called it, "Crapital Punishment."

  Anna Herk : Eliot Arnold, from The Herald? I used to read your column! You were so funny. What happened?

  Eliot Arnold : I lost my sense of humor in the divorce.

  [Anna laughs] 

• Eliot Arnold : How does a guy like Arthur end up with someone like you?

  Anna Herk : I married him when Jenny was little. My first husband left us kind of early, and we had to move to this crappy little apartment, and I met Arthur. He was different then. I keep looking up divorce lawyers in the phone book, but then I think about that horrible apartment.

  Eliot Arnold : It's unavailable. I live there.

  [Anna laughs again] 

• Eliot Arnold : Do you think someone's trying to kill your husband?

  Anna Herk : God, I hope so!

• Anna Herk : Listen, I'm sorry my husband's such an idiot.

  Eliot Arnold : He's probably really upset because someone shot his TV.

  Anna Herk : No, he's an idiot.