Joe Dirt (2001)

Tyler Mane: Bondi

Quotes 

• Joe Dirt : Hey man, you done with that apple core?

  Bondi : [farts]  I'm done with that fart. You want that?

  Joe Dirt : Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite.

  Bondi : Yeah, you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker: Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nuts!

  Joe Dirt : Is that right? You think that's queer? Is this queer?

  [slapping muscles] 

  Joe Dirt : They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

  Bondi : You wanna back that up?

  Joe Dirt : You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.

  Bondi : That's it. You and me, let's go.

  Joe Dirt : You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.

  Oil Rig Boss : Joe Dirt, your fired. Here's your week's pay.

  Joe Dirt : Dang.