Someone Like You (2001)

Marisa Tomei: Liz

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• Liz : So I call him up to say good night and guess who answers the phone 1AM PARIS TIME? Penelope Pope!

  Jane : Who's Penelope Pope?

  Liz : I don't know, but that's what she said when I asked "Who the FUCK is this?"

• Liz : Why feed me all that romantic bullshit if he's just gonna cheat on me?

  Jane : Two words: Coppulatory Imperative.

  Liz : Excuse me?

  Jane : The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is, less than 5% of all male animals are monogamous. The other 95% are...

  Liz : ...Plucking Penelope Pope.

• Liz : [referring to Ray's girlfriend]  If he mentions her, just smile politely and change the subject.

  Jane : Why?

  Liz : Because if you bring her up, he's gonna feel pushed and resentful. This way it's like, no pressure. I'm happy. I'm healthy, getting sex other places.

  Liz : Lizzie, where do you get this stuff?

  Jane : snagmen.com, it's very informative.

• Liz : Time wounds all heels.

• Liz : Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love.

• Street Vendor : Are you going to buy anything or not?

  Liz : Shush, shush, I'm concentrating.

  Street Vendor : Ok.

• Liz : There's the cynical bitch I know and love.

• Jane : Remember last week when we were laughing at that graffiti on the subway?

  Liz : "Baby, I loves the toilet you sit on"?