Cats & Dogs (2001)

Miriam Margolyes: Sophie

Quotes 

• Mr. Tinkles : Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!

  Sophie the Maid : [Opens the doors and enters]  Oh, Mr. Tinkles?

• [Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him] 

  Sophie the Maid : Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me.

  Mr. Tinkles : [finally speaking]  No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo!

  [Sophie gasps] 

  Mr. Tinkles : Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it?

  [Sophie faints] 

  Mr. Tinkles : Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!

• Sophie the Maid : [sniffing Tinkles]  Ah, you're a stinky kitty. First you have to have a bath.

• Sophie the Maid : [Sophie is washing Mr Tinkles. She finishes and puts him on the bath room flour, then leaves]  I forgot your bow! Your pretty bow!

  Mr. Tinkles : [after she has closed the door]  When I rule the earth, you will be the first on my list.

  Calico : [Coming from behind the toilet]  Hey, you should keep your hair like that. It's very slimming!

  Mr. Tinkles : There's plenty of room on that list for you.

  Calico : [coming out towards Mr Tinkles]  No, I mean it.

  Mr. Tinkles : What? We only have a few days to succeed. And although playing pet for that sick old man upstairs is key to my ingenious scheme, I can not take this humiliation any longer. Am I clear?

  Calico : Erm...

  Mr. Tinkles : Never mind. The puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.