- Groupie: God damn you Oderus Urungus, how come you didn't put me on the death-list at your gay anal butt-rape party? I'm still supposed to be your girl friend, aren't I?
- Oderus Urungus: [Oderus obviously seems guilty] Well... uh... baby... I... mere over side on my part. so uhhh... why dont you just stop being such a bitch, and uuuh... let me suck on those enormously gigantic big prachruberators...
- Groupie: [She whips Oderus with her dildo] You pig! can't you think of me as something other than a piece of meat? I have givin you this...
- [shows off her body]
- Groupie: ...the best body you ever had, and YOU just don't appreciate it, Sexist assholes!
- Oderus Urungus: Hey, don't give me that shit baby, cause I happen to know, that you're nothing but a man, a man dressed up in a womans costume, Am I right or am I right.
- Oderus Urungus: [theatrical laughing sound effect in the backround] ... and further more, don't you think that you are being uhhh... a bit of a... Biiiiiiiitch.
- Groupie: [Humiliated] I... am not a BIIIIIIIITCH!
- Oderus Urungus: [Feeling hurt inside] Ooooooh!
- Oderus Urungus: You know, you humans, you aint a bad lot, really. Unless... you know your your place, and that place is, digging your own grave, with a britch of your nose, with my D**K up your butt thank you very much!
- Balsaq the Jaws of Death: [after GWAR escorts a crazed fan off the scene] ... f**kin stiff outta here.
- Oderus Urungus: Stick to Glam Metal, dude!
- Sexecutinoer: [while Oderus is ejaculating on the Audience] I really know how to get a guy off, huh, dont I.
- Oderus Urungus: Yes, step right up, for your free hot cum.
- [the next song starts]
- Oderus Urungus: ... Better than that Free Clinic ever did for me.
- Beefcake the Mighty: [a buzzing sound comes from nowhere] Hey, you hear that?
- Oderus Urungus: Yes I hear it Beef, shhh... that's the same f**king fly, that followed my pimpily scrotum, ALL the way from Europe man,
- [pauses]
- Oderus Urungus: well I'm gonna get it tonight!
- Oderus Urungus: [before playing "Sick of You"] ... and this song is dedicated to you insuffrable... Human Filth!