Surgikill (1989)

Scott Dorfman: Barry Moore

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• Barry Moore : My dark suit is so shinny that if I tear it, I might get seven years of bad luck. Speaking of bad luck, take my wives; my first wife left me, my second wife won't! The only thing that I've become an expert at collecting is dandruff.

  Dr. Harvey Harvey : Haven't you considered another occupation besides being an undertaker?

  Barry Moore : What? And give failure a bad name?

• Barry Moore : Yesterday I dictated to my cigar and lit my secretary, which is kind of interesting since my cigar is a better typist.

• Barry Moore : I used to be a tree surgeon, but I kept falling out of my patients. So, I branched out.

• Barry Moore : Well, I've gone over each corpse with a fine tooth comb... but I lost my comb. This is all that's left of Mrs. Gross.

  Dr. Harvey Harvey : This bucket?

  Barry Moore : And this.

  [holds up a bag full of marijuana] 

  Barry Moore : AHH! Sorry, this is my stash.

  Dr. Harvey Harvey : What did you find out about the other corpses?

  Barry Moore : You wouldn't believe the day I had today. I spent hours looking in a mirror trying to figure out where I'd seen myself before.