Beautiful Creatures (2000)

Susan Lynch: Dorothy

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Quotes 

• Petula : I've never seen a pink and white dog before.

  Dorothy : He's half part pedigree, half part acrylic.

  Petula : Really? Never heard of them.

• Man in Elevator : Somebody smells nice.

  Dorothy : Don't look at me. It's the dog.

• Dorothy : I need a smoke! I'm on the run from a maniac. So's my dog.

• Brian : [while having a fatal seizure]  Fick mich! Fick mich! Fick mich in meinen Arsch!

  Dorothy : What is the matter with him? Is he German?

• Dorothy : You told me you couldn't drive.

  Petula : I can't. Brian was giving me lessons. Well, at least he was screaming filthy abuse at me and punching me in an old Saab.

• Sergeant Binnie : Ask him something only he would know.

  Petula : [into phone]  When was the last time we made love?

  Dorothy : [playing along]  Twenty minutes ago up the bottom!

  Petula : Oh, God, yeah that's right. It's him!

  Sergeant Binnie : Then he's a very lucky man!

  Petula : [Slaps him] 

  Sergeant Binnie : Because he hasn't had his head cut off...