Beautiful Creatures (2000)

Rachel Weisz: Petula

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• Petula : I've never seen a pink and white dog before.

  Dorothy : He's half part pedigree, half part acrylic.

  Petula : Really? Never heard of them.

• Petula : [looking at porn magazine]  Bloody hell, that can't be pleasant. I mean that's as thick as a baby's arm. Would you let a baby do that to you with its arm?

• Petula : [remembering Brian's driving lesson]  Neutral. Always make sure your vehicle is in neutral before you start your engine, Petula. Or I will punch your fucking lights out.

• Dorothy : You told me you couldn't drive.

  Petula : I can't. Brian was giving me lessons. Well, at least he was screaming filthy abuse at me and punching me in an old Saab.

• Sergeant Binnie : Ask him something only he would know.

  Petula : [into phone]  When was the last time we made love?

  Dorothy : [playing along]  Twenty minutes ago up the bottom!

  Petula : Oh, God, yeah that's right. It's him!

  Sergeant Binnie : Then he's a very lucky man!

  Petula : [Slaps him] 

  Sergeant Binnie : Because he hasn't had his head cut off...