Loser (2000)

Thomas Sadoski: Chris

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• Paul Tannek : Think you could turn it down just a skosh?

  Chris : Skosh? What's that?

• Paul Tannek : Oh, are you referring to the illegal drugs you disperse at parties?

  Chris : What are you talking about? What, are you gonna turn into a narc on us?

• Paul Tannek : What kinda drugs were you giving out here?

  Chris : Drugs? Man, all we had was BEER.

  Paul Tannek : You can't pass out from beer.

  Chris : Yes, you can, if you take something before you drink it!

• Chris : I'm gonna tell you something, and this... this is gonna be for your own good, okay?

  Paul Tannek : Okay.

  Chris : No one likes you.

  Paul Tannek : They don't?

  Chris : No. You didn't notice?

• Chris : Man, our T.G. party was a total bust. Every time I got close to hittin' it with one of those new mamas, her evil girlfriend's got to show up and screw everything up.

  Adam : What we need is a higher female-to-male ratio, like in cool nightclubs, you know, where they let in five times as many women as men.

  Noah : How are we gonna get five times as many women to show up?

  Adam : We have a party but we call it a fundraiser.

  Chris : So we gotta think of a charity.

  Adam : It's gotta be the right charity. It's got to attract hotties.

  Chris : Yeah.

  Noah : What's that country with all the babies?

  Adam : China.

  Chris : Romania.

  Noah : No.

  Chris : But wait, I don't know about babies. No, I mean, that's going to give 'em the wrong message.

  Noah : How about AIDS?

  Adam : Oh, THERE'S a mood-setter.

• Chris : Whoa! Whoa! Wha-what's goin' on?

  Inspector : Inspections for drugs and alcohol.

  Noah : What?

  Adam : Since when?

  Student : O'Brien from the eighth floor's in a coma.

  Chris : So?

  Student : So the board instigated some new policies.

  Adam : [overlapping the next two lines]  That-that-that-that-that-that-that...

  Noah : This is whack!

  Chris : Can they even DO this?

  Adam : I'm callin' my father's lawyer. Our parents pay a lot of money for us to enjoy our college experience.

• Noah : Oh, my God. Are you guys taking Psych?

  Chris , Adam : Yeah.

  Noah : Do you ever look in the book?

  Chris : No.

  Noah : Look at this retard!

  [all laugh] 

• Paul Tannek : Hey, has anybody seen my toothbrush?

  Chris : [from the other room]  You can't find it? Shit, you better find that thing, man. Those things can cost up to $2.50.

  Noah : [also from the other room]  Yeah, and yours has such a nice handle, man.

• Chris : Come on! You're my asshole buddy. Look, since O'Brien died...

  Paul Tannek : What?

  Chris : O'Brien, on the eighth floor, he died. So they've instituted this new policy where they're, like, doing grocery inspections to make sure there's no alcohol coming in, and they're doing spot checks to make sure that there's, like, one guest per person. Just because one guy can't monitor his buzz, all of us got to suffer.