Loser (2000)

Greg Kinnear: Prof. Edward Alcott

Quotes 

• Professor Edward Alcott : You know, I have this kind of crazy philosophy that your grades should represent your grasp of the material and not your negotiating skills - which are amazing, by the way.

• Professor Edward Alcott : Paul, Adam, Chris, Noah - they're all my little honor students, but they couldn't get through a copy of Rolling Stone between the four of them.

• Professor Edward Alcott : I'm sure if she were alive, Betty Friedan would applaud your little epiphany.

  Dora Diamond : Oh really? Well, if Kafka was still alive he'd say "Stop misinterpreting my novels, you pretentious bonehead!"

• Dora Diamond : You think I don't know anything!

  Professor Edward Alcott : [flirtingly]  I think you know how to walk in a pair of platform Mary Janes. I think you know how to style your hair with an egg beater.

  Dora Diamond : You are so condescending!